When we lived in Anchorage, we saw moose all of the freaking time! We then buy a house about 30 minutes outside of town in a nice suburbia neighborhood where there will surely be tons of moose, right?
WRONG!!! Not one damn moose...
until we are kicked out of our house for a little while so our friends can set up for our baby shower. Then the moose shows up in our side yard! Damn these moose! I hate them all! (not really...I still heart them so much)!